Historically Diverse Democratic CaucusNancy Pelosi: Next week we will welcome a new Democratic Caucus where - for the first time in Congressional history - the majority will be women and minorities. We expect to have 61 women, 43 African Americans, 27 Hispanics, 10 Asian Americans and 6 LGBT Americans in our Caucus.
Don't Tell Me What Rape IsTina Fey: If I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I'm going to lose my mind.
Regulate VaginasMitt Romney: I just happen to think marriage is between a man and a regulated vagina. We can't just go around letting those things make family planning decisions. We need big government in there.
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