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1. Description of the Services
PolitiComments.com provides its users the ability to generate and aquire, including without limitation codes, HTML and CSS (including any graphics, audio or video accompanying the codes or provided in the codes) ("Content") that is owned by users of PolitiComments.com or to which they have any necessary rights ("User Content"). This Content and User Content may be shared via the web on, for example, social networking sites, personal websites, message boards, blogs and online journals.
Though the Site and Services are normally available, at times the Site or Services are interrupted for scheduled maintenance or upgrades, for emergency repairs, or due to failure of equipment and telecommunications links beyond the control of PolitiComments.com. PolitiComments.com reserves the right to delete any Content for any reason without notice. Some deleted content may be stored by Funky Llama Productions to meet legal obligations. PolitiComments.com recommends that you keep a backup of your User Content.
2. Age Requirements
Users of the Service must be at least 13 years of age. No information of children under 13 will be knowingly collected by PolitiComments.com. If parents or guardians become aware that a child has provided information, such as through misrepresenting their age, they should immediately Contact Us with details of the account.
3. Submissions & License
PolitiComments.com does not claim ownership to your User Content. By posting or submitting User Content to PolitiComments.com, you grant PolitiComments.com the non-exclusive, transferrable, worldwide right to use, transmit, reproduce, sub-license, create derivative works from, display, perform, adapt, modify, distribute, have distributed, and promote the content in any form, anywhere and for any purpose. You acknowledge that you are solely responsible for all Content you submit to the Site or provide to the Service. You represent that you either own the User Content or have the rights necessary to grant Funky Llama Productions this license.
By using the Service you agree to the following:
- All codes, layouts, or content used on other sites must have a working link back to www.PolitiComments.com from the page where the content is used.
- You agree not to use the Service for any activity that violates and local, state or federal law or statute.
- You agree not to harm the Site or Service in any way.
- You agree not to harass or defame other users of the Service, or anyone through your use of the Service.
- You agree not to upload pornography or nudity of any kind.
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This Agreement will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New Mexico, without regard to its conflicts of law rules. You expressly agree that the exclusive jurisdiction for any claim or action arising out of or relating to this Agreement or your use of the Services will be filed only in the federal courts located in the State of New Mexico, or state courts located in Bernalillo County, New Mexico. You further agree and submit to the exercise of personal jurisdiction of such courts for the purpose of litigating any such claim or action. You agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Services or this Agreement must be filed within one (1) year after such claim or cause of action arose, or be forever barred.
8. Copyright Infringement
We accept notifications of alleged copyright violations in accordance with the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (The text of the act can be found at http://lcweb.loc.gov/copyright/).
Note that if you materially misrepresent a claim of copyright infringement you will be liable for damages (incuding costs and attorney fees -- see http://www.onlinepolicy.org/action/legpolicy/opg_v_diebold/)
We require the following information in order to respond to your request:
- Describe in detail the copyrighted work that you believe has been infringed upon (for example, "The copyrighted work is the code that appears on http://www.example.com/thecode.html)
- Identify the material that you claim is infringing the copyrighted work listed in #1. Include relevant URL's that will allow us to identify the work.
- Your address, telephone number, and email address
- Include the following statement "I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law"
- Include the following statement "I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed."
- Sign the notification (Type your full name to sign it electronically if submitted via email).
- Send the notification to our agent at firstname.lastname@example.org
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